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2026 Draft Grades

Nine managers, sixteen rounds, one shared blind spot at tight end, and at least one team that forgot only one quarterback plays at a time. Here's how it broke down, team by team.

Draft date 09.06.2026 Format 9-team snake, 16 rounds Notable IDP + K/DST starters
B+
Pick 1

Hou$eMoney

Gibbs and Lamb anchor an elite core — but the tight end room sat empty until round 14.

Late to TE

Jahmyr Gibbs at 1.1 is the consensus No. 1 overall pick right now, and CeeDee Lamb falling to 2.9 (10th overall) is close to a gift. Add Ashton Jeanty, Malik Nabers, and Zay Flowers, and this is a genuinely elite skill-position core. The cost: no tight end until Travis Kelce in round 14, and three separate quarterbacks (Goff, Lawrence, Willis) when one of those picks could have bought a TE upgrade five rounds earlier.

Full roster — 16 rounds
RdPlayerPos / Team
1J. GibbsRB · DET
2C. LambWR · DAL
3A. JeantyRB · LV
4M. NabersWR · NYG
5Z. FlowersWR · BAL
6G. WilsonWR · NYJ
7D. SwiftRB · CHI
8J. GoffQB · DET
9T. LawrenceQB · JAX
10J. BrooksIDP · MIA
11B. AubreyK · DAL
12HoustonDST
13M. WillisQB · MIA
14T. KelceTE · KC
15X. WorthyWR · KC
16J. ReedWR · GB
A-
Pick 2

Don't Touch My Penix

Bijan, JSN, and Jefferson before pick 30. Almost no holes.

JSN + Jefferson, R2–3

Bijan Robinson opens things up, then Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Justin Jefferson land back-to-back — three top-tier assets inside the first 30 picks. Tyler Warren and Dallas Goedert give real tight end flexibility instead of the one-and-done approach most of the league took, and Jonathan Campbell is one of the stronger IDP options on the board. Hard to find a weak spot here.

Full roster — 16 rounds
RdPlayerPos / Team
1B. RobinsonRB · ATL
2J. Smith-NjigbaWR · SEA
3J. JeffersonWR · MIN
4D. MontgomeryRB · HOU
5T. WarrenTE · IND
6D. MayeQB · NE
7C. SkatteboRB · NYG
8J. LoveQB · GB
9D. AdamsWR · LAR
10M. HarrisonWR · ARI
11J. CampbellIDP · DET
12L.A. RamsDST
13C. DickerK · LAC
14C. HubbardRB · CAR
15D. GoedertTE · PHI
16T. PollardRB · TEN
A-
Pick 3

Shaolin Killa Bees

Chase plus a top-tier tight end at pick 34, with a little uncertainty around Walker's new backfield.

McBride, top-tier TE at R4Walker in a new offense

Ja'Marr Chase at 1.3 is a top-three overall asset in most rooms. Then, at pick 34, this team landed Trey McBride, last year's TE1 and part of a clear top tier at the position alongside Brock Bowers, solving a position nearly everyone else in this league punted on. Worth keeping an eye on: Kenneth Walker III moved to Kansas City in free agency, so it'll take a few weeks to see exactly how his workload shakes out in a new offense. Joe Burrow and Fred Warner give this roster a high floor regardless.

Full roster — 16 rounds
RdPlayerPos / Team
1J. ChaseWR · CIN
2K. Walker IIIRB · KC
3K. WilliamsRB · LAR
4T. McBrideTE · ARI
5J. BurrowQB · CIN
6D. SmithWR · PHI
7L. BurdenWR · CHI
8P. WashingtonWR · JAX
9R. StevensonRB · NE
10J. BrooksRB · CAR
11K. MurrayQB · MIN
12F. WarnerIDP · SF
13A. PierceWR · IND
14T. ShoughQB · NO
15J. BatesK · DET
16JacksonvilleDST
A-
Pick 4

Straight Outta Hampton

Nacua fell to 1.4, then they found Seattle's next lead back in round 7.

Nacua, 1.4Price, sleeper in R7

Puka Nacua sliding to the fourth overall pick is arguably the steal of the round — plenty of rankings have him as the No. 1 receiver in football. Then, in round 7, this team grabbed Jadarian Price: Seattle's starting back Zach Charbonnet opened camp on PUP recovering from a torn ACL, which lines Price up for a heavy early-season workload as a rookie. Patrick Mahomes falling to pick 76 is more good value on top of it.

Full roster — 16 rounds
RdPlayerPos / Team
1P. NacuaWR · LAR
2C. BrownRB · CIN
3J. WilliamsRB · DAL
4R. RiceWR · KC
5C. WilliamsQB · CHI
6C. LovelandTE · CHI
7J. Price (R)RB · SEA
8D. MooreWR · BUF
9P. MahomesQB · KC
10B. ThomasWR · JAX
11B. MayfieldQB · TB
12E. JonesIDP · SEA
13J. MyersK · SEA
14SeattleDST
15R. HarveyRB · DEN
16M. Lemon (R)WR · PHI
B+
Pick 5

Rainman

CMC's health is the whole bet, but the Chargers stack is sharp.

CMC injury historyLAC stack: Hampton/Herbert/McConkey

Christian McCaffrey is a top-three talent when healthy, and healthy is the operative question after his lost 2024. What stands out is the build around him: Omarion Hampton, Justin Herbert, and Ladd McConkey give this roster real correlated upside out of one backfield and passing game. Jake Ferguson at tight end is the softest spot, though Isaiah Likely provides some insurance later.

Full roster — 16 rounds
RdPlayerPos / Team
1C. McCaffreyRB · SF
2O. HamptonRB · LAC
3A. BrownWR · NE
4T. HigginsWR · CIN
5D. PrescottQB · DAL
6J. HerbertQB · LAC
7L. McConkeyWR · LAC
8J. FergusonTE · DAL
9J. WilliamsWR · DET
10B. CorumRB · LAR
11M. EvansWR · SF
12I. LikelyTE · NYG
13C. StroudQB · HOU
14M. GarrettIDP · LAR
15BaltimoreDST
16H. MevisK · LAR
C+
Pick 6

Dickbutt

Two quarterbacks before pick 20, in a league that starts one.

QB, QB to open the draftLove falls to 4.4

Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson back-to-back is the boldest swing of the draft — two premium picks on a position that starts one player, spent directly against the run on elite RBs and WRs everyone else was making. The recovery was real, though: Jeremiyah Love, the consensus No. 1 rookie back taken third overall by Arizona, fell all the way to pick 31, and Trey Kraft plus Sam LaPorta give this team a strong tight end tandem. Drafting Cam Ward as a fourth quarterback in round 16 says everything about how this roster is allocated.

Full roster — 16 rounds
RdPlayerPos / Team
1J. AllenQB · BUF
2L. JacksonQB · BAL
3N. CollinsWR · HOU
4J. Love (R)RB · ARI
5B. HallRB · NYJ
6T. McMillanWR · CAR
7Q. JudkinsRB · CLE
8R. OdunzeWR · CHI
9T. HendersonRB · NE
10T. KraftTE · GB
11S. LaPortaTE · DET
12D. MetcalfWR · PIT
13J. MasonRB · MIN
14DenverDST
15Z. BaunIDP · PHI
16C. WardQB · TEN
A-
Pick 7

Indiana Jones

Taylor and Achane in the first two rounds is about as clean as it gets.

Taylor + Achane, R1–2

Jonathan Taylor and De'Von Achane give this roster an excellent one-two punch at running back, and Drake London plus Chris Olave round out a genuinely balanced receiving corps. Pairing Jayden Daniels with Stefon Diggs in rounds 5 and 10 is a nice bit of stacking. Three quarterbacks (Daniels, Nix, Daniel Jones) is more depth than needed at the position, but the core here is strong enough to absorb it without much cost.

Full roster — 16 rounds
RdPlayerPos / Team
1J. TaylorRB · IND
2D. AchaneRB · MIA
3D. LondonWR · ATL
4C. OlaveWR · NO
5J. DanielsQB · WAS
6B. NixQB · DEN
7H. FanninTE · CLE
8T. EtienneRB · NO
9C. WatsonWR · GB
10S. DiggsWR · WAS
11B. CashmanIDP · MIN
12K. PittsTE · ATL
13D. JonesQB · IND
14R. DowdleRB · PIT
15T. BassK · BUF
16Kansas CityDST
B+
Pick 8

Waterboy

Henry, Cook, Hurts, Kittle — a steady, low-drama roster.

QB2 arrived early, R6

Derrick Henry, James Cook, and Jalen Hurts give this team a high floor from the jump, and George Kittle falling to pick 66 is real value at tight end. The one head-scratcher is taking rookie Jaxson Dart as a second quarterback in round 6 — early for a backup plan at a position you only start one of, let alone a rookie one. Everything around it is sound, unspectacular team-building.

Full roster — 16 rounds
RdPlayerPos / Team
1D. HenryRB · BAL
2J. CookRB · BUF
3J. HurtsQB · PHI
4E. EgbukaWR · TB
5T. McLaurinWR · WAS
6J. DartQB · NYG
7J. WaddleWR · DEN
8G. KittleTE · SF
9M. LloydRB · GB
10C. SchwesingerIDP · CLE
11C. GodwinWR · TB
12E. PineiroK · SF
13J. DownsWR · IND
14San FranciscoDST
15J. DobbinsRB · DEN
16H. HenryTE · NE
A-
Pick 9

Jenn's Sugar Daddy

St. Brown at 1.9 and Bowers at 4.1 are the two best falls of the entire draft.

St. Brown, 1.9Bowers, 4.1

Amon-Ra St. Brown sliding to the last pick of round one is excellent value on its own, but Brock Bowers falling to pick 28 — for a tight end many rank inside the top three at the position — is the single best value grab in this draft. Saquon Barkley in round 2 adds an elite bell-cow on top of it. The drag on the grade: three quarterbacks (Stafford, Purdy, Darnold) spread across rounds 6, 8, and 12, capital that could have bought more depth at a skill position or IDP.

Full roster — 16 rounds
RdPlayerPos / Team
1A. St. BrownWR · DET
2S. BarkleyRB · PHI
3G. PickensWR · DAL
4B. BowersTE · LV
5B. IrvingRB · TB
6M. StaffordQB · LAR
7J. WarrenRB · PIT
8B. PurdyQB · SF
9C. SuttonWR · DEN
10B. TutenRB · JAX
11N. BoltonIDP · KC
12S. DarnoldQB · SEA
13M. PittmanWR · PIT
14K. FairbairnK · HOU
15D. SchultzTE · HOU
16PittsburghDST